firefighter to the rescue

so u guys all remember my friend db? She was the one who gave me that plastic fireman's hat i had on my wall. Well to refresh your memory, last summer she lit her hair on fire while attempting to light a bong. I, sober as usual, quickly extinguished the flame. Well last night all my friends are stilling around one of those copper fire pits at my friend tonis house (same place where db lit her hair on fire) roasting marshmellows. DB states that she hates it when marshmellows catch on fire, so leave it to her to light her first two up. So on her third attempt, she is holding the marshmellow in the fire, but it is beginning to slip off the stick. As it is falling of the stick it catches on fire, so db jerks the stick back really fast and sends the flamming marshmellow in the air, and it lands right on her head. Mind you she is wearing one of those mesh trucker hats, so its not directly on her head, but the marshmellos is still on fire. I happened to be sitting next to her, witnessed the event in what seemed to be slow motion, and throw the hat off her head onto the ground. When the flames went out, she picks up her hat and begins to eat the marshmellow off the hat. I didn't think it was possible for someone to be so stupid as to light themselves on fire twice. Needless to say, it was funny as shit, and i almost peed my pants. Hope you all enjoyed the story, and welcome to the blog crazy elbows.

peace out suckers.