McGonagall and Crookshanks outside my house!

NO JOKE! So the other day i was walking into my house from the gym, and sitting on my stoop is this gray cat w/ black strips all over it that looks exactly like professor Mcgonagall when she transfigures into a cat. The cat even had those black stripes around the eyes that resembles her glasses. So i shooo the cat away so i can get into my house, and it moves into my driveway and just sits there. I start making dinner and what not a half hour later, and the cat is still sitting there looking directly at me through my window...weird. So another hour passes, and its time for pluto to go out. As i am walking him down the block, he starts barkin. I look up, and there is this fat orange cat that looks exactly like Hermione's cat crookshanks, but he bolted right after i got a good look at him. I don't know what all this means, but i would be on the lookout for Voldemort!

Team America and the World Police is awesome

So tonight, i watched Team America and the World Police for the first time. I'm sure you've all heard of it-it's the puppet movie by the creators of south park. If you haven't seen it, i highly recommend it for a good laugh. Here is one of the more memorable quotes from the movie that i thought many of you would appreciate b/c i call you guys pussies all the time:

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

security/gas deposit

roomates- I sent the checks out on thursday for the security deposit (which we all get), in the individual amounts of $330. (Care Bear-yours is for $320 b/c i took out money for the last gas bill). As mentioned previously, Bove gave us back 1320 due to his shitty inspection fee and the amount for that broken window pane. Ang and chauncey- in addition to the 330, I added another $55 for the refund of the gas deposit, making your totals $385. The original amount we paid was $65 each, but vt gas subtracted our last gas bill of $35 from that deposit, so i just divided up the final amount of $165 between the three of us. Care Bear-i still haven't received your last paycheck from the girl, so i called her, but she didn't answer. I will send that to you as soon as i get it, i just figured you would want your money now. I am still waiting for asshole bove to call me back about the bill for the window. I have left 4 messages and still nothing. I am ready to kill him. I know this is a bit confusing, but if you guys have any questions about anything, feel free to call me. Hope all is going well w/ everyone, and wish your dads a happy fathers day...peace suckers

sap

I just had to let you know that last night I had a dream that I was in my house in NJ, and I walked into my room, and brielle, caroline, and erin were all sitting on my bed, and we all embraced in a group hug and watched tv on my bed. though summer has been a blast, I would be lying if I said i didnt miss you guys...
anyway, the dream made me a bit teary eyed, and i just wanted you guys to know,.
love and miss you all...

Show me...The Way

Soooo,
Last night, I am at this house party (actually Brielle, it was at the same house where, Freshman year, you introduced me to your 'B.F.F' from high school who I later, quite accidentally, took home with me). Anyway, Im playing be ruit when all of a sudden the song from 'Wet Hot' come on (...SHOW ME THE FEVER...BLAH, BLAH, BAH, BLAH, BLAH...HIGHER AND HIGHER). So low and behold, this entire basement of drunk kids breaks out into dance, all apparently getting the comical reference that the song brought along with it, and people started imitating their favorite wet hot characters, etc, etc. It was just really funny, b/c I felt like I was in some bad 80s movie...it was all just too perfect. Also, I watched a movie the other night' A Dirty Shame' in which David Hasselhoff is taking a shit on an airplane, when the shit manages to fall out of the bottom of the aircraft, float down to earth at a mindshattering speed in which in turns to rock, and then slams a woman in the head, in turn, injuring her with David Hasselhoff's shit.
Know that I have educated all of you with this mindless info, I feel that I can go properly live my day.
Im out...

Army of Skanks

So, I have recruited new members....
Just to let you all know, I just watched 'Mean Girls' with three guys, and contrary to popular belief, the guys all liked it. I just had to let you know, b/c though I know that we all love it, I thought that it was just because we were ladies, but apparently, guys like it too. Boo, you whore.

i'm such a sap

So while babysitting the triplets, they requested that i put in The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. I started sobbing like a little girl when they all join hands in a circle and start singing that weird song. This crying over every little thing is getting ridiculous, I need to get tough.

Wingardium Levosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harvs and Care - I worked at a b-day party today at the Recreation Department and got into an intense convo with some fifth graders about our predictions for the new HP book. Here are some of their thoughts/exact words:

*Harry will play Quidditch for England.
*Dumbledore might be killed.
*Harry and Cho will have a "one-nighter" (yes fifth graders!) but Ron and Hermione will date.
*One of the Weasley boys will be killed.
*Hermione "will get boobs, big ones.. bigger that yours brielle" (inspired by Lohan on snl maybe and thanks kid)
*Dumbledore will be revealed as Harry's mother's (Lily) father.
*Crookshanks is the "missing link" (to what im not sure)
*"George Bush will invade Hogwarts and shut it down, he doesn't like magic" (I liked this one the best aka it will probably happpen)

Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.

Hey ya'll,

After recovering from the shock of being "sniped" hard by Roy on a certain website I frequent and journeying to and from Tennessee, I have retunred to the internet. In my abscense, I realize that I have missed a lot.

Jax- I hope that you had an awesome time are your par-tay. I wanted to go real bad but alas my car bit the shit en route to Boston Market the night before and there were no cars available and i was negotiating with my mechanic for most of sunday. Sidebar: I brought the car in to my mechanic and he told me that some tube was cracked and he said "You know Bre, fixing this problem on any other car on the road is an hour job, your car its a nine hour job." Cavalier my ass.

Crazy Elbows - I drove thru Stamford on the way to and from Bonnaroo. I yelled your name by One Samford Plaza ( i think it was) then I laughed and i liked it.

Harvey- my address is 41 allard circle ashland, ma 01721

Upgrade/Downgrade Bonnaroo 2005 edition:

UVM hollerables: DOWNGRADE - I did not see any notables. I did she that girl that had a crush on cj and no I wasnt looking at a picture of our Isham roomates. Also on the last day, I was wearing my UVM hockey shirt and I saw some blonde kid with a UVM hat on. He pointed to his hat and said "dude" i said " heyyyy" and bit into my corndog and then we laughed.

Beatles Covers: UPGRADE - So many bands covered beatles songs. Trey covered most of Abbey Road and Yonder Mountain did a sick version of "Dear Prudence."

John Butler Trio: UPGRADE - Check them out, lead singer was hot and the music was good

McDonald's employees: DOWNGRADE - So we stop at this mickey d's reststop and we hear a meowing -long story short-a kitten was trapped inside the engine of one of the worker's cars and he refused to come out and let it out, so we broke into his car freed the kitten and drove away. It was heady to say the least.

All in all Bonnarro was awesome, the best one ever. J5, Keller Williams, Yonder, Dave Matthews, Robert Randolph, Trey, RJD, Jack Johnson, Black Crowes, Iron and Wine, and Herbie Hancock were all sooo good and grool. Mars Volta were very dissapointing and the Allamn Brothers were old. And yes Mom, there were drugs a plenty.

Hope everyone is having a sweet summer and sorry for the long post.

Peace

firefighter to the rescue

so u guys all remember my friend db? She was the one who gave me that plastic fireman's hat i had on my wall. Well to refresh your memory, last summer she lit her hair on fire while attempting to light a bong. I, sober as usual, quickly extinguished the flame. Well last night all my friends are stilling around one of those copper fire pits at my friend tonis house (same place where db lit her hair on fire) roasting marshmellows. DB states that she hates it when marshmellows catch on fire, so leave it to her to light her first two up. So on her third attempt, she is holding the marshmellow in the fire, but it is beginning to slip off the stick. As it is falling of the stick it catches on fire, so db jerks the stick back really fast and sends the flamming marshmellow in the air, and it lands right on her head. Mind you she is wearing one of those mesh trucker hats, so its not directly on her head, but the marshmellos is still on fire. I happened to be sitting next to her, witnessed the event in what seemed to be slow motion, and throw the hat off her head onto the ground. When the flames went out, she picks up her hat and begins to eat the marshmellow off the hat. I didn't think it was possible for someone to be so stupid as to light themselves on fire twice. Needless to say, it was funny as shit, and i almost peed my pants. Hope you all enjoyed the story, and welcome to the blog crazy elbows.

peace out suckers.

one more thing about the security deposit

I forgot to mention the amount he returned for the deposit...he gave us 1321.42 back. He charged $50 for the damn inspection fee, which is ridiculous, and an additional $50 to fix the broken window pane. I opened the windows in B's room in order to help air out the upstairs, and negelected to put in a prop to hold it up b/c at the time it seemed like the window held up on its own. At some point during the night the window fell closed and broke. Ang- didn't he say he thought it wouldn't be more than $20 to fix it? I called him yesterday and bitched about how ridiculous it was that he charged an inspection fee (because it is his job as a landlord), and asked for a copy of the bill to fix the window. So i will divide up the $1320 (and change) and mail it to everyone. If we end up getting more money back because he overcharged us for the window, i will mail you that as soon as i get it. H0pe all is well. Peace out

BOVE SUCKS BALLS

Arrested Development

Might I recomend...
Arrested Development, which used to be on Fox, but has since been canceled, is awesome. I dont know if anyone has ever seen it, but while in Maine this week, Matt and I rented it, and it is great...very dry but weird humor...just our pace...it has one of the guys from Mr. Show in it, and Portia Di Rossia (Ellen's g-friend), as well as some other actor whose name I do not know, but is very attractive in a weird, nerdy sort of way. Anyway, if you get the chance, rent it, because it is great.
Also, in terms of music...Brielle Chadsey rules for buying me the new Weezer album...for anyone who has not heard it yet, it is awesome..kind of emo at times, but still that great Weezer sound...in addition to Beverly Hills, I highly reccomend a song called 'We are all on drugs' ..kind of has a teen bop chant along with the lyrics feel...
talk to you all soon...love and miss everyone..
peace-

oops You're Fired continued

Sooo... while watching the American Heart Association First Aide Video yesterday in Beckley WEst Virgingia I spotted one of our favorite/most hated reality tv friends. Ivanna from "The Apprentice" played an office worker in a segment on heart difibulators. She didn't drop trou but it was comforting to see an old friend.

Harvey- you can send stuff to 45 main st. Essex MA. 01929. Thanks Dude

You're Fired

security deposit

roomates- i got the security deposit today, but i am still waiting for vt gas to send me the refund check. They said the refund is on its way. I would prefer to wait for that money back and send you one lump sum (ang and chauncey). Care bear- If its okay i wanna wait for your paycheck to come in the mail, then i will mail you your paycheck, the security deposit, and the $37.00 i owe you. If you guys need the security deposit money now, let me know. I am also gonna know where u want the money sent (ang-vt or jersey, care-mass or wv), and i need your addresses. Let me know if this plan is okay for you.

peace out

Joke of the day

What do you call a virgin in a $3000 hat?


-the pope-

and yes, i am both yourmother and simmadownnow. I first had yourmother as my name, but then i fogot my password b/c i am a stoner and have no short-term memory left. So then i created simmadownnow-the name that i will use from now on.

peace out

question...

Is 'Simmadownnow' and 'your mother' both erin harvey? if so, why do you have two names, and if not, who else would call themselves wither 'your mother' or 'simmerdownnow'???clarification would be divine...
ps..paris hilton is engaged...the dress will be fabulous...

out-

so about last night

So last night my friends and i were at the driving range hitting some golf balls when this group of 3 grandpaish men ( all w/ grey hair), walk by. All three of them were wearing brightly colored tye dyed tee shirts with huge greatful dead bears in the middle. Furthermore, no joke, all three were wearing birkenstocks w/ socks and ankle bracelets. As they were walking by they were talking about their glory days of smoking weed and doing other crazy drugs at different shows. I should make mention that this was a 24 hour driving range, and they walked in at about 1:30am. I hope that i can be that cool when i get old.

west virginny

Ang, I am so jealous of your fancy interview clothes... I have been in full fledged camp outfits for the past week, complete with not showering. WV is awesome though, I cooked breakfast on a woodstove outside this morning. I am also learning to fully apprecitatie Walmart. Seriously, it is like the mecca of people that live here in the mountains. Pretty sweet.

Manis/Pedis

In regards to Brielle's question...the interview shoes are brown leather, pointy toe, kitten heel...sequins absent...but, I have an interview at a magazine tommorrow, so I now have a new, second interview outfit, consisting of a lovely pair of fitted black pants from Express, a form fitting white ralph lauren button down, and an eye-catching lime colored sheer cardigan from jcrew. the shoes are black, round toe mary janes...leather...nine west...sequins also absent...ill post soon to let everyone know if my dream came true, and i actually get a job at a magazine.....to everyone who doesnt care about my clothing choices...sorry dude, but brielle asked....seacrest out-

spell this sucka

I also recognze that I have a degree in English, and I managed to spell 'pray' wrong on my last post...can we not be critical of things like this in the blog...great...lata

Fancy Shoes

Thought I would let you all know that I purchased my first interview outfit today...weird...and I bought my first real fancy lady shoes...the pointy toe is more comfortable than I once thought...also, I heard about Laguna as well...let's prey that no good sunglasses were harmed in the muddy event...love and miss you all already!!!!!

a song from the old days...in barb's voice

you never close your eyes anymore when i kiss your lips, there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips. your trying hard not to show it, but baby, believe me i know it...you've lost that love and feeling, wowo that love and feeling, bring back that love and feeling cuz it gone gone gone, and i can't go on, wowowo

much love to all

DUNZO?!

Today, there was a landslide in Laguna Beach, CA...I hope Lo and LC are ok....
Hope yer guyses summer is awesome so far..

Rabbit Rabbit

Ang-I'm leaving for WV on Friday morning... are you in Dirty Jers yet?

Ang, B, and Harvey- I (ie roy) changed the blog so that all of you can invite people to post. If you go to blogger.com (where you log in) and click on "members" there should be an option to add memebers. Please add whoever you want because I think we are all getting a little tired of this warchild nonsense posting. Just kidding Jared, but seriously invite more people! You may want to e-mail them beforehand and let them know all about the blog and stuff.