Seriously

I know I often make sarcastic jokes here, but in all honesty, I am scared of Sunjaya.

I feel like if we were to go to his house for some delciously entertaining epiosde of 'American Idol: Cribs' we would find that Sunjaya has a room where he saves the heads of Barbie dolls that he has tortured and burned.

I am scared of him, and after I watch the results show tonight, if he does not get kicked off, I may never sleep again purely out of fear that the image of him in his creepy, pedophile-inspired white suit, might haunt me in a Freddy Kruger like episode, making it hard to distinguish what nightmares are real and what haunting images are only in my head.

Yes, he frightens me that much.