Extra Ketchup Please

I felt like you guys needed to know that last night,I had this totally amazing/totally random dream that I was at some concert,and low and behold one Brett Masterson was on stage performing, which, apparently, was a big surprise to the dream version of me. So, I furiously tapped the arm of the "dream friend" next me, and kept screaming "Omigod, French Fry Head!!! French Fry head!!!!!" Only, on top of Brett's head was not his 'normal' spikey fries, but these huge, plastic fry-like structures. Amazing. It looked like somethig out of an 80's rock video. I think I had it b/c the other night, at a Guns and Roses concert, a friend and I took turns trying on a McDonalds brand french fry halloween costume and running through the acid-washed jeans/kid rock look alike festivities in the parking lot (it would be best if you did not ask as to why we had acess to this costume)which, naturally, made me brifely think of Brett's beloved boufantt.

I called one of my jersey friends in the middle of the night when I woke up laughing hysterically and alone in my bed. She found humor in it, but I don't think appreciated the full-on comcial factor of the french fry experience. I thought you guys would.

ciao.