Wah-Wah

So, I just thought I would let everyone know that I met the real life Debie Downer last night. I was in NH at a graduation party, drinking and having fun, not thinking of anything serious in the world except for getting a refill on my keg cup, when behold, some stranger comes up to me to begin conversation. In the middle of the grad party, this lady asks me, in a monotone voice, 'So, did you graduate too?' So I told her I did, thinking she might have the normal human response and say 'Congrats', but instead, she randomly says, 'Yeah, i used to go to college, but I never graduated b/c I got hit by a car', to which she continues to lift her pant leg and show my a lovely assortment of scars. It went on a bit from there, but I thought of all you guys and had to let you know. Wah-Wah.
C-line, when do you leave for WV?
Lata---gELLA