The sad tale of another child star gone bad

So, where do i begin? I guess i will start with her first visit to rehab back in January. After she was rehabilitated and released, she got into an accident with some shrubs Memorial Day weekend after a night of drinking, prompting a second stint in rehab. While in rehab, she decided to extend her stay to a total of, i believe, 45 days. Prior to her second trip to rehab, she planned on having her 21st birthday at Pure nightclub in Vegas. Since her birthday was going to take place during rehab, there were wild rumors that she was going to leave to have her bash in Vegas. Those rumors were squashed when the event was cancelled. So to celebrate her birthday, she left rehab and chilled with friends on a beach in Malibu. After completing her second trip to rehab, Ms. Lohan agreed to wear this alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet to prove to everyone that she was determined to stay sober. She still went to nightclubs and partied and danced, but allegedly did not consume alcohol. So now comes the fun part.............Last week, or whenever it was, she was out at a party with her assistant, when her assistant up and quits. Apparently the assistants mother was there or something. One thing led to another and the assistants mom calls the cops saying there is this SUV following them. Turns out the SUV is being driven by LiLo. Now this part is new, i just read it....so i guess Lohan "hijacked" this SUV which had two or three people in the car. While she was driving off, one of the kids jumps out of the car and Lohan drives over his foot. She catches up to the mom of the assistant and/or the assistant and they start having a "heated debate" in a parking lot. Cops show up, turns out Lindsay is wasted. The cops arrest Lindsay and while going through booking at the precinct, they find coke on her. She is alleging the coke isn't hers. She was released on bail and is now at an undisclosed location. Experts believe she could get up to 6 months in jail for the 2 dui's. I believe that synopsis is mostly accurate based on what i have read. Any other input ladies?

On a side note b/c you probably haven't heard of this one yet, Nicole Richie was sentenced to a whopping 4 days in jail for her DUI back in like February.

Did you know about the whole Paris situation also?

I just awoke from a Harry Potter induced nap (I'm on page 457 and it is awesome!) to the sound of our garbage truck playing Fer Elise. So, basically Taiwan is business as usual. However, I am tragically out of the loop. What legal troubles of Lindsey Lohan? What else am I missing? Please post said gossip!!!

No Blogger Love

Well well...its almost a month and no one has posted anything on Lambda (myself included), so i am taking this opportunity to check up on everyone (and to discuss Lindsay Lohans most recent legal troubles...how sad). What happened to the days when she was playing long lost twins who never knew the other existed and then happpened to meet each at a summer camp? What a train wreck. I kind of feel bad for her.
Anyways, how is everyone doing? Ang and the cape, Care and Tawain and Chauncey and your life (sorry, i don't know if you are in any new location) and any other of you lurkers out there? Not much has been going on in my life. Lots of weddings coming up, my bros included. Any thoughts on the new Harry Potter (anyone else read it so far?). Ang, I was very happy to receive that text that you were at a H.P party. I must admit, I was a bit jealous. I've been going to a bunch of concerts lately, so thats been fun. Brief rundown: Joss Stone and Common, Live Earth and the Goo Goo Dolls w/ Lifehouse. I have two more coming up soon. I am hoping the Yankees will continue to pick up there game and continue to cut down Boston's lead. Kev, Ro, Lauren and Pluto are all doing well. That is all for now. I don't want to overload everyone after going through blogger withdrawl. Post updates please!