we lurk alike

yup, I'm here checking stuff out. I hope you guys have fun at the farm this weekend or wherever you've decided to hang out.

Dear Roy

I didn't realize that you actively spy on "I Heard Lamda is Throwing Down" the way that I spy on Nerdy...wait, I mean the way others spy on Nerdy...yes, yes thats what I meant...
No, I'm lying,I just totally sweat your blog....

oh roy

oh roy...i forgot about you. You're a funny kid.

rule number 0

warchild and mbeam, I know you're totally with me on this:

0. Bros before hoes.

Am I right or am I right?

--dudeguy

The Guys' Rules

I usually detest chain emails like this...but i thought it was cute, so i decided to post it:

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules"From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or NASCAR .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

If I may...

I just have to say that I am so damn pumped to see you guys!
That is all
(also, Harvey, have you walked past Macys in Herald Square lately??? All the Project Runway designs are in the window...so hot right now, that Hansel)

If I may...

I just have to say that I am so damn pumped to see you guys!
That is all
(also, Harvey, have you walked past Macys in Herald Square lately??? All the Project Runway designs are in the window...so hot right now, that Hansel)

hi guys...you two are in love eh....i feel like i might be able to force/ask/give trill my car that weekend so she can go see her boyfriend in maine and you guys can sleep here....ill see what shes doing..if not will figure somethign out...id like to go to cares at some point to take a early fall walk on the beach in sweatpants while tina makes us zuchinni bread...however tomorrow (friday) is the big day that im making myself get a job so well see how much i can hnag out...but it will def be some hanging outage...and we can probably see caitlin/rach/lisa/davina/matdobbin

Watch your step

Tread lightly when talking about rosemary and kevin's spandex...
We need to stay somewhere where we can smoke trees. Cuz i am gonna get you motherfuckers high as a kite.

A Post for everyone (and their 'mothers')

Where should Harvey and I stay???? Does everyone want to stay at the farm so we can all hang??? Or is there somewhere else that me and Harvs can get cozy in sweatpants??????? God, Harvey, I've been communicating with you too much lately-I'm becoming way obsessed with the details of this trip....damn you (and Rosemary)

ang and your mother

i'll do the best i can to leave at 4, but i prob won't know until thurs or friday

harvey and the damn train

it depends...if you can catch an express, it will take like 45 minutes; if you dont it will take an hour and a half....im just debating if it is worth us driving up there Friday night, if you cant leave work till five, we prob wont get on the road till like 7ish.....damn professional with your damn work scheduele....

Jackson 5

Yes, danny j is the boy i've been drunkingly hooking up w/ on occasion. No, im pumped to go this weekned...he will probably be too drunk to be useful anyway. I disagree w/ the navigation statement, but we are definately going next weekend, so just tell me what train i need to be on. I can prob get out at 5, but no earlier. How long is the train ride to your house?

Makeout Sess

Harvey,
Is Danny the guy your making out with? If you'd rather wait and go another weekend, thats fine, if you have stuff going on. Let me know.
Also, the NJ Trans website is insanley easy to navigate. I think its probably you. However, if we do end up going, Ill just tell you what train to be on.

bizzaro

that weekend will probablybe good for me im in the process of finding a pt job so i might have to work but i will figur eit our if you guys are coming up...love u

am i retarded or does the nj transit webiste suck

Well am I? I can't figure out your damn timetables to save my life...tell me what train to be on and i'll be there. I was notified that the 23rd is danny's bday, so this weekend better be aweomse b/c i am gonna be missing some serious ass getting.

weekend

Morris Plains is the name of my station. Take NJ Transit via 'Dover' line to Morris Plains.I think on Fridays there are trains every 15 mintues or so between 5-6pm. But ill check it out.
I talked to jackie last night. that weekend is good for her. shes living on this organic farm right now as a caretaker, so she said if we all want, the whole crew of us can stay with her on the farm and make lavish meals with all of the amazing free produce. i went to the farm this summer actually, and it is beautiful!!!!! i can totally see us all spending at least one night there and letting a little loose!!!
i also talked to suse, and she is pretty certain that she is going to come down just for saturday night!!!
id really like to go and explore in boston at some point while up there-care, a little shopping maybe!?!?!
havent heard from chadsey. lets all harrass her cell phone.
so, i pretty much have next to no money for this trip, so lets not plan on doing anything very lavish, k? i just want to see everyone!!!!
-ang
(holy crap, are we all seriously going to get togehter at the same time!?!?!?!?!?!?im going to smother everyone with hugs!)

Friday

Im good to go friday after work. Is Morris plains the name of your station? Lemme know so i can check times. Also, has anyone asked Chaucny if this weekend is good for her? I mentioned the date to her, but haven't heard anything since.

weekend

I figured Harvey would have to work on Friday. I was thinking maybe you could cometo Mo Plains after work, or leave a little early, or whatever, just leave at 530, I can meet you at the train and we can go. I dont mind driving at night as long as someone else is in the car with me. or we can leave real early on sat. up to you harvey. I'm just scared to take the china town bus since one crashed on the thruway a few weeks back.
Yeah, we could hang till sunday sometime so everyone can go back to their jobs (or in the case of me and care, back to our non-jobs)
can we crash at someones pad????
hit me back about things.
also, harvey, the website is www.snacksby.com
so cool, sooo cool...
-cant wait to see you ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ang

I'm in

I'll be around that weekend. The 21st and 22nd are Thursday and Friday, are you planning on coming up early (ang)? I have quasi work on those days but will be more or less around to hang. The rest of the weekend is pretty much open. I'm so excited to see you guys!!!

weekend

Yes, i think i would be able to go that weekend. I can't take an extra day off due to my week out b/c of bronchitis and pneumonia. Let me know if it is good for everyone else.

Ang-what was the website from flavorpill that had the crazy recipe mixtures?

Next Weekend???

What is everyone doing next weekend (I think that would be the 21st/22nd)??? Harvey, if you are able to, I was thinking that maybe we could drive up to Boston for the weekend to see Bri/Care, and also Jackie b/c she is leaving in like 2 weeks for her insane overseas adventure and will not be back until Feb I think.

Mass people-if you will be around that weekend, let me know. Harvey, would this work for you???Otherwise I may not be able to make it up there until after Halloween b/c everyone in my family is getting married/having parties/other weird obligations for the next million weekends of my life.
Holler at me Luda-
ang

Freebird

I'm currently working(aka, not really working at all) at my sisters office, and Freebird just came on the radio. I must admit, I just shed a mix of tears/laughter at the thought of CJ's long lived theory on Freebird/so many nights spent at heady shows at higher ground (or in the case of me, bri, and care, missing really good shows at higher ground/berkfest/anyplace really)
Haha, long live Freebird!!!! (wouldnt that be a really good name for a book....hmmmmm....)

stingrays are the devil

Yes, i too was sad/shocked to hear of Steve Irwin's demise at the hands of a stingray. Make sure we keep jared away from any sprinkle cookies in the shape of stingrays or else he too could meet his end.

A Sad , sad day

I just wanted to say how upset I was this afternoon when I heard that Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) died today. Not only have I long admired him/his shows, but I mostly was upset because it strangley made me think of Jared and his false Austrailian accent that he used to use to wake us all up frosh year when we were passed out drunk.
(Just a quick point of reference. Yes, apparently 'Warchild' does in fact still use this falsie accent, as I had the wonderful opportunity of hearing him use it on a group of unknowning women down on the lake last week. Heart you, Jared, weird accents or not)

Haha (to be directed at Erin Harvey)

Haha. Do you think that Kevin uses your rent money to buy spandex???

Fuckin Chuck Norris

Yes, i do have to pay rent...50 bucks a week.

Thanks Ang

That made my day. Harvey, do you have to pay rent??